[3]Behold him now in Go Cart safely tied His pretty feet go trotting side by side Old Granny smiles and grunting seems to say “Ce petit prodige c’est moi qui l’ai fait.”
[17]With conquest flushed Pig struts away To Mam and Dad while drinking tea Old Mam looks cross but Miss looks kind And takes the note he slips behind.
[19]T’elope’s the word and down she goes With fur on neck and veil on nose While Poll her maid with light and rope-a At once assists and saves a faux pas.
[23]T’wixt cup and lip Alas! we see Both wine and lovers spilt may be. Against the Post, the horses run The Reins are lost the Coachman’s flung Pig flies aloft, Miss tumbles down Broke is her neck, and crack’d his crown!
Moral.
Behold the crisis of our awful story And catch this Moral from the Scene before ye If e’er at Gretna Green a lover glances Crane-necks remember, and beware mischances.